Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

And, two alone.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

It’s no more complicated than that.

They want to finish the job.

And that’s it.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?